Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Hester Prynne's The Scarlet Letter Body Soap


What think ye, gossips? Let the spotlessness fight the grime!

Here is a pure and upright soap that will ostracize grime with the whole dismal severity of the Puritanic code of law.

Hester Prynne’s Scarlet Letter body soap washes away the strange and solitary anguish of your life.

Gets rid of impurity that can’t be corrected at the whipping-post.

[floral, cocoa butter]