Archie McPhee

Box of Bandages (Bacon, Pickle, Unicorn)

$6.99

Bacon Bandages will treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of meat. (At least that's what the Bacon Council tells us.) There are 15 bandages that look so much like tiny slabs of bacon you'll have to hold yourself back from ripping them off and eating them. No really, please don't eat them, that's unhygienic and gross.

Pickle Bandages take your ills and apply a thick layer of dill. Each bandage looks just like a pickle. You'll have to hold yourself back from injuring yourself, because you'll look so adorable covered with tiny pickles! The healing power of brine will make everything fine. 

Enchanted Unicorn Bandages use the power of unicorns to heal your wounds! The virginal purity of unicorns is reflected in the sterile gauze of the bandage. The sparkling dazzle of the unicorn is on the other side of the bandage, which is decorated with rainbows and prancing one-horned horses.

Each 3-3/4" tall metal tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" latex-free vinyl adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to take your mind off of the excruciating pain.