Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Alice's Tiny Hand Soap

$3.99

Dirty hands? Explain yourself!

Wash your hands before you enjoy a cake on which EAT ME is marked in currants. Drink with a sort of mixed flavor of cherry-tart, custard, pineapple, roast turkey, toffee and hot buttered toast. Wash your hands before you enjoy a box of comfits.

The ideal hand soap if you’re a tiny little thing!

The ideal hand soap if you’re more than nine feet high!

The perfect gift for the host of a Mad Tea-Party!

Floral, cocoa butter scent.